Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Distortion Addict | Ulcers | 3:28 |
| 2 | Spiderleg Microphone | Ulcers | 2:11 |
| 3 | Fantastic Planet | Superdestroyer | 1:26 |
| 4 | Landing/Phil Schneider, Alien Survivor | Superdestroyer | 3:22 |
| 5 | Going Apeshit in the Yard to Johnny Cash | Rookie Card | 2:23 |
| 6 | The Vocals Have Swag and the Bass Has Yolo… Beautiful… | Rookie Card | 1:51 |
| 7 | Half Ass Mountain (Supreme Baby) | itiswhatitis | 3:17 |
| 8 | [the safeword is satire] | itiswhatitis | 1:35 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 2beaa6ca-1ff5-4756-bce9-5423376cbb90 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.