Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|
| 1 | ET meets the Phantom | Larry & Willy | 1:38 |
| 2 | GNR Cancellation | Larry & Willy | 1:21 |
| 3 | Nora Hayden - Sex Expert | Larry & Willy | 0:23 |
| 4 | The Cat in the Vac | Larry & Willy | 1:00 |
| 5 | Toilet Paper? | Larry & Willy | 1:00 |
| 6 | David Cassidy | Larry & Willy | 0:38 |
| 7 | TCB - Randy Bachman/Guitar, Larry/Guitar, Stormin' Norman/Harmonica, Willy/Really Bad Drumming, Calianne Bachman/Backing Vocals | Larry & Willy | 3:24 |
| 8 | Taking Comfort | Larry & Willy | 0:11 |
| 9 | TimeCop with Jon Flem Clam Blam | Larry & Willy | 1:34 |
| 10 | The Naked Gardener | Larry & Willy | 1:09 |
| 11 | Jim Carrey | Larry & Willy | 1:14 |
| 12 | Dr. Ruth Westheimer | Larry & Willy | 0:37 |
| 13 | Larry Welk and his Malfunctioning Bubble Machine | Larry & Willy | 1:06 |
| 14 | Ian Thomas & The King - A Duet | Larry & Willy | 2:11 |
| 15 | Jim Rose - Weirdo and Light Bulb Eater | Larry & Willy | 1:18 |
| 16 | My Hands Are In My Pants | Larry & Willy | 2:48 |
| 17 | U.S.A. and the Up-side Down Canadian Flag | Larry & Willy | 0:58 |
| 18 | Shakespeare from a Phone Booth | Larry & Willy | 0:42 |
| 19 | On the Recorder... It's the Candyman | Larry & Willy | 0:23 |
| 20 | Jimmy Swaggart - Arrested again with a woman of questionable relation | Larry & Willy | 1:10 |
| 21 | The Razorbacks | Larry & Willy | 0:23 |
| 22 | Taking Comfort | Larry & Willy | 0:13 |
| 23 | Art Peterson Cash Call | Larry & Willy | 1:36 |
| 24 | Helmut - The Former Engineer | Larry & Willy | 1:11 |
| 25 | James Mason | Larry & Willy | 0:15 |
| 26 | Well, Paddle My Bum! | Larry & Willy | 1:19 |
| 27 | Skipping CD | Larry & Willy | 0:34 |
| 28 | Fred Penner sings AC/DC | Larry & Willy | 1:48 |
| 29 | Hell.... In a Handcart | Larry & Willy | 0:13 |
| 30 | Aren't you Peter Lorre? | Larry & Willy | 1:01 |
| 31 | Colin James | Larry & Willy | 0:37 |
| 32 | Hi! I'm the Happy Hamster Man! | Larry & Willy | 3:08 |
| 33 | Sammy Hagar - Luciano Pavoratti's Exploding Pants - Paul, The Greatest Guitarist in the World | Larry & Willy | 1:19 |
| 34 | Taking Comfort | Larry & Willy | 0:31 |
| 35 | Black Bart's H.N.I.C. | Larry & Willy | 0:31 |
| 36 | Hockey Harrassment to Quebec - Rang-e-Tangs from Alberta - Canucks 11 - Flames 0 | Larry & Willy | 3:02 |
| 37 | Shane Churla takes a hit from Pavel Bure, like a Man | Larry & Willy | 1:09 |
| 38 | Hockey Hex | Larry & Willy | 1:36 |
| 39 | Don Cherry - Called Pavel a weasel | Larry & Willy | 5:18 |
| 40 | It's Cold, it's got snow, and it's a place no one wants to go - Taunt a Torontonian | Larry & Willy | 2:47 |
| 41 | Say the secret word | Larry & Willy | 1:53 |
| 42 | Ed Witzke - Handyman to the Stars | Larry & Willy | 1:07 |
| 43 | Bruce Allen - Bryan Adams Manager and Outspoken Redneck - Adams - Whoao Whoao | Larry & Willy | 2:43 |
| 44 | This Duck is Very Happy | Larry & Willy | 0:17 |
| 45 | BUMFUZZLED! | Larry & Willy | 1:25 |
| 46 | Those XMAS Chipmunks | Larry & Willy | 1:47 |
| 47 | The Special Secret Hidden Track! - Taking Comfort | Larry & Willy | 1:21 |
| 48 | UFO Guy and his Lonely Answering Machine | Larry & Willy | 1:21 |
| 49 | Star Trekkin' - with George Takei, the original Mr. Sulu | Larry & Willy | 3:33 |
| 50 | Peter Frampton - All I Wanna Be | Larry & Willy | 2:53 |
| 51 | Our Lucky Extra Minute Contest Winner, Janet Yoshida | Larry & Willy | 2:06 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group faee91b5-edb6-464e-a4d1-1eac852cf18e (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.