Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Parable | Average Joey | 3:44 |
| 2 | Taxi Cab Confessions | Average Joey | 3:29 |
| 3 | Self Portrait | Average Joey | 4:02 |
| 4 | Twisted Lips | Average Joey | 4:45 |
| 5 | Glitter Mistake (Instrumental) | Average Joey | 2:32 |
| 6 | Bonny Boy | Average Joey | 4:31 |
| 7 | Livin' and Dyin' Rag | Average Joey | 3:20 |
| 8 | Anarchists Who Don't Do Anything (Veggie Tales Parody) | Average Joey | 1:40 |
| 9 | Open Ended Apologies | Average Joey | 3:22 |
| 10 | Fuck the United States (Spoken Word) | Average Joey | 3:46 |
| 11 | Noble Goof | Average Joey | 2:34 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 7ff94e36-e6e0-4a86-9a42-e068a06ce29a (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.