Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| A1 | I Don’t Want to Be Nice | John Cooper Clarke | 3:51 |
| A2 | Psycle Sluts 1 & 2 | John Cooper Clarke | 3:13 |
| A3 | (I’ve Got a Brand New) Tracksuit | John Cooper Clarke | 1:51 |
| A4 | Teenage Werewolf | John Cooper Clarke | 3:57 |
| A5 | Readers Wives | John Cooper Clarke | 3:14 |
| A6 | Post War Glamour Girl | John Cooper Clarke | 3:36 |
| B1 | (I Married a) Monster From Outer Space | John Cooper Clarke | 3:32 |
| B2 | Salome Maloney | John Cooper Clarke | 2:08 |
| B3 | Health Fanatic | John Cooper Clarke | 5:42 |
| B4 | Strange Bedfellows | John Cooper Clarke | 4:10 |
| B5 | Valley of the Lost Women | John Cooper Clarke | 4:20 |
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