Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Possessed Toy Doll | Whackhead Simpson | 11:37 |
| 2 | Justin Bieber CD Telesales | Whackhead Simpson | 9:53 |
| 3 | Your Child Failed Grade 1 | Whackhead Simpson | 8:26 |
| 4 | Pregnancy Test Results | Whackhead Simpson | 10:24 |
| 5 | Mr Pretorius Surname Has to Change | Whackhead Simpson | 4:50 |
| 6 | Magic Mike With the Crazy Zimbabwean Love Spell | Whackhead Simpson | 11:53 |
| 7 | Honest on Hold Company Music | Whackhead Simpson | 6:59 |
| 8 | Chinese Vs. Chinese Restaurant | Whackhead Simpson | 5:48 |
| 9 | Chatline Navy Seal Wannabe | Whackhead Simpson | 7:43 |
| 10 | Magic Mike I Believe I Can Fly | Whackhead Simpson | 7:31 |
| 11 | The Lady That Had an Argument With Herself | Whackhead Simpson | 10:37 |
| 12 | 2017 School GDE Admission System | Whackhead Simpson | 8:00 |
| 13 | Verbose Speaker | Whackhead Simpson | 11:00 |
| 14 | The UK Visa Prank That Caused an International Incident | Whackhead Simpson | 9:29 |
| 15 | Police Sting Operation for Cellphone Theft | Whackhead Simpson | 9:46 |
| 16 | Prank Chat Roulette: Lebo’s Indecent Proposal | Whackhead Simpson | 8:43 |
| 17 | Prank Chat Roulette: Philicity’s Old Fashioned Way | Whackhead Simpson | 9:34 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group e56ccf51-3996-471b-826b-06d108a80378 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.