Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Welcome to Castle Irwell | Crywank | 2:14 |
| 2 | You Won't Meet a Girl Sat in Your Room Listening to Music (But Some Songs Can Still Give You Butterflies) | Crywank | 2:22 |
| 3 | Pope Alexander | Crywank | 1:50 |
| 4 | 18 | Crywank | 1:50 |
| 5 | Hikikomori | Crywank | 2:51 |
| 6 | An Intimate Message | Crywank | 1:30 |
| 7 | Late Night People Watching | Crywank | 1:32 |
| 8 | Harvey Milk Shit on the Table | Crywank | 2:42 |
| 9 | Zains, Cam4, Wah Wah and Sirens | Crywank | 2:27 |
| 10 | Thomas Saunders Gang Chant | Crywank | 2:38 |
| 11 | Blink | Crywank | 0:53 |
| 12 | Now I'm Sad (Boo Hoo) | Crywank | 2:49 |
| 13 | Little Creepy | Crywank | 1:16 |
| 14 | Thomas Saunders Lloyd Webber | Crywank | 2:40 |
| 15 | Care Not for Your Clubnights | Crywank | 1:47 |
| 16 | Nostril Tampon | Crywank | 1:50 |
| 17 | The Only Way I Could Save Myself Now Is If I Start Firebombing | Crywank | 2:24 |
| 18 | Chuck & Buck, Suck & Fuck! | Crywank | 1:10 |
| 19 | It's OK, I Wouldn't Remember Me Either | Crywank | 3:04 |
| 20 | Deep Down I'm Really Kirk Van Houten | Crywank | 1:34 |
| 21 | You Couldn't Teach Me Integrity | Crywank | 1:51 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group a66ced25-d828-4344-adcb-b931e02d092a (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.