Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 99 Cent Store Blues | Midget Handjob | 2:32 |
| 2 | Mail Order Revolution | Midget Handjob | 6:35 |
| 3 | Black Christmas Tree | Midget Handjob | 4:04 |
| 4 | Jackhammer Floral Arrangement | Midget Handjob | 3:29 |
| 5 | Zooming Smoothly | Midget Handjob | 6:17 |
| 6 | Ticket Out | Midget Handjob | 4:35 |
| 7 | Harry the Dentist | Midget Handjob | 1:39 |
| 8 | Pornographic Scenes and Smiling Dreams | Midget Handjob | 5:05 |
| 9 | Ugly Day | Midget Handjob | 8:02 |
| 10 | Hurricane Morris | Midget Handjob | 14:42 |
| 11 | ...And the Bill Collectors Won't Stop Buggin' | Midget Handjob | 8:30 |
Member reviews
Source: MusicBrainz release group 6c114cf4-ecfd-3c3f-afd9-9884bb0f4b19 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.