Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|
| 1 | Fat | “Weird Al” Yankovic, Nicolette Larson, Steve Jay, Jim West | 3:38 |
| 2 | Stuck in a Closet With Vanna White | “Weird Al” Yankovic, Nicolette Larson, Steve Jay, Jim West | 5:02 |
| 3 | (This Song’s Just) Six Words Long | “Weird Al” Yankovic, Nicolette Larson, Steve Jay, Jim West | 3:38 |
| 4 | You Make Me | “Weird Al” Yankovic, Nicolette Larson, Steve Jay, Jim West | 3:05 |
| 5 | I Think I’m a Clone Now | “Weird Al” Yankovic, Nicolette Larson, Steve Jay, Jim West | 3:19 |
| 6 | Lasagna | “Weird Al” Yankovic, Nicolette Larson, Steve Jay, Jim West | 2:47 |
| 7 | Melanie | “Weird Al” Yankovic, Nicolette Larson, Steve Jay, Jim West | 3:59 |
| 8 | Alimony | “Weird Al” Yankovic, Nicolette Larson, Steve Jay, Jim West | 3:16 |
| 9 | Velvet Elvis | “Weird Al” Yankovic, Nicolette Larson, Steve Jay, Jim West | 4:30 |
| 10 | Twister | “Weird Al” Yankovic, Nicolette Larson, Steve Jay, Jim West | 1:03 |
| 11 | Good Old Days | “Weird Al” Yankovic, Nicolette Larson, Steve Jay, Jim West | 3:21 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 3e0a237a-3b29-3414-a7fc-ce37a9109d4b (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.