Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1.A1 | Pantomimes | Jasper Carrott | 4:54 |
| 1.A2 | Blind Date | Jasper Carrott | 11:53 |
| 1.A3 | Pet Cat | Jasper Carrott | 13:00 |
| 1.B1 | Filming | Jasper Carrott | 5:40 |
| 1.B2 | French Farmers | Jasper Carrott | 3:12 |
| 1.B3 | Rhinos | Jasper Carrott | 1:56 |
| 1.B4 | Old People | Jasper Carrott | 5:26 |
| 1.B5 | Electronic Age | Jasper Carrott | 10:04 |
| 2.C1 | Shakespeare | Jasper Carrott | 5:53 |
| 2.C2 | East Midlands Airport | Jasper Carrott | 4:45 |
| 2.C3 | The 60's | Jasper Carrott | 6:28 |
| 2.C4 | Hong Kong | Jasper Carrott | 14:32 |
| 2.D1 | TV and 'Sun' Readers | Jasper Carrott | 3:15 |
| 2.D2 | Insomnia | Jasper Carrott | 7:54 |
| 2.D3 | Education | Jasper Carrott | 6:30 |
| 2.D4 | Cars and Claims | Jasper Carrott | 9:04 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group ab96f87a-26c5-4555-8c20-d23a6f894cf6 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.