Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Suck It (X Rated) | Sam Scumaci | 1:59 |
| 2 | Happy Place | Sam Scumaci | 1:28 |
| 3 | Die | Sam Scumaci | 1:52 |
| 4 | Penisman | Sam Scumaci | 0:30 |
| 5 | Sex in the Haunted House | Sam Scumaci | 1:03 |
| 6 | Teacher's Pet | Sam Scumaci | 1:03 |
| 7 | 2 Bleed Emperor | Sam Scumaci | 0:33 |
| 8 | Marijuana Zombie Whore | Sam Scumaci | 1:23 |
| 9 | Nothing | Sam Scumaci | 3:48 |
| 10 | Urkes | Sam Scumaci | 1:25 |
| 11 | True Love | Sam Scumaci | 0:16 |
| 12 | Techno Music Junkie | Sam Scumaci | 6:50 |
| 13 | Dead Prom Queen Giving Head | Sam Scumaci | 0:57 |
| 14 | Wishing They Were Here Still | Sam Scumaci | 1:18 |
| 15 | It Was a Saturday Evening | Sam Scumaci | 1:08 |
| 16 | Home | Sam Scumaci | 2:53 |
| 17 | My Aplogy to Heath Ledger | Sam Scumaci | 5:08 |
| 18 | Did I Fuck Your Mother Yesterday or Today? | Sam Scumaci | 0:36 |
| 19 | Milf Cravings | Sam Scumaci | 0:47 |
| 20 | The Human Centipede | Sam Scumaci | 1:58 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 7c015a9f-5786-43ca-a087-3fabbd59ac08 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.