Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Masseuse | Guido Hatzis | 3:22 |
| 2 | Queen | Guido Hatzis | 2:04 |
| 3 | Waxing 1 | Guido Hatzis | 1:41 |
| 4 | Waxing 2 | Guido Hatzis | 1:31 |
| 5 | Tow Truck Driver 1 | Guido Hatzis | 0:49 |
| 6 | Tow Truck Driver 2 | Guido Hatzis | 0:34 |
| 7 | Tow Truck Driver 3 | Guido Hatzis | 0:41 |
| 8 | Tow Truck Driver 4 | Guido Hatzis | 1:14 |
| 9 | Restaurant (Centrepoint) | Guido Hatzis | 2:27 |
| 10 | Tow Bar Fitter 1 | Guido Hatzis | 0:51 |
| 11 | Tow Bar Fitter 2 | Guido Hatzis | 0:31 |
| 12 | Tow Bar Fitter 3 | Guido Hatzis | 0:49 |
| 13 | House Call (Butler) | Guido Hatzis | 2:22 |
| 14 | House Call (Suck my Cock) | Guido Hatzis | 1:05 |
| 15 | Swimming Pool | Guido Hatzis | 2:01 |
| 16 | Pope 1 | Guido Hatzis | 1:33 |
| 17 | Pope 2 | Guido Hatzis | 1:05 |
| 18 | English Hotel 1 | Guido Hatzis | 0:52 |
| 19 | English Hotel 2 | Guido Hatzis | 2:12 |
| 20 | National Park | Guido Hatzis | 2:47 |
| 21 | Pharmacy 1 | Guido Hatzis | 1:42 |
| 22 | Pharmacy 2 | Guido Hatzis | 1:37 |
| 23 | Sainthood | Guido Hatzis | 2:04 |
| 24 | Florist | Guido Hatzis | 0:55 |
| 25 | Plumber | Guido Hatzis | 3:09 |
| 26 | Vince 1 | Guido Hatzis | 1:09 |
| 27 | Vince 2 | Guido Hatzis | 0:58 |
| 28 | Vince 3 | Guido Hatzis | 1:01 |
| 29 | Vince 4 | Guido Hatzis | 0:34 |
| 30 | Vince 5 | Guido Hatzis | 0:37 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 5d879b7d-3946-3cf3-8df5-7b38a175f0e3 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.