Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Songs The World Forgot To Perform | John Bartles | 2:17 |
| 2 | Untitled Segue #1 | John Bartles | 0:30 |
| 3 | Billy The She-Goat Betsy | John Bartles | 2:32 |
| 4 | Untitled Segue #2 | John Bartles | 1:00 |
| 5 | Schrödinger's Crotch | John Bartles | 2:51 |
| 6 | Untitled Segue #3 | John Bartles | 1:00 |
| 7 | Vertical Smile | John Bartles | 3:13 |
| 8 | Untitled Segue #4 | John Bartles | 1:03 |
| 9 | Let's Run In A Pack | John Bartles | 2:01 |
| 10 | Untitled Segue #5 | John Bartles | 0:55 |
| 11 | That Hairy Smelly Hole | John Bartles | 2:46 |
| 12 | Untitled Segue #6 | John Bartles | 2:14 |
| 13 | Those Squealing Little Bitches | John Bartles | 2:07 |
| 14 | Rub-A-Dub-Dub | John Bartles | 1:03 |
| 15 | Drive By Art | John Bartles | 3:31 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 3848f316-3d89-4751-9cdd-8c2b8b9b81d4 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.