Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coat Exchange | The Braille Tapes | 2:39 |
| 2 | I Wish Seth Cohen Was My Boyfriend | The Braille Tapes | 2:13 |
| 3 | I Want To Be Victor Ward | The Braille Tapes | 2:22 |
| 4 | Look I Found A Piece Of Gum On The Floor; Yum! | The Braille Tapes | 0:43 |
| 5 | Joshua Young Was My Valentine | The Braille Tapes | 6:06 |
| 6 | My Mom Says I'm Emo | The Braille Tapes | 1:44 |
| 7 | How Much Is A Shitload, Really? | The Braille Tapes | 1:20 |
| 8 | You Gottalottanerve Telling Me My Pants Are Too Tight | The Braille Tapes | 2:57 |
| 9 | Hey! Do My Clothes Look Cool? | The Braille Tapes | 3:52 |
| 10 | "...We'll Slide Down The Surface Of Things." | The Braille Tapes | 3:54 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 670cc9b8-90c5-4f32-8823-bf9c66614da0 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.