Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The World Must Be Flat (Because You've Fallen Off the Face of It) | The Boy Detective | 0:48 |
| 2 | It's Not About the Horniness, It's About the Loneliness | The Boy Detective | 3:10 |
| 3 | She Only Dates Astronauts (So What on Earth is She Doing With Me?) | The Boy Detective | 3:04 |
| 4 | My Figurative Heart | The Boy Detective | 1:15 |
| 5 | You Heard What I Spelled! | The Boy Detective | 3:39 |
| 6 | I Just Want to Take You to Applebee's | The Boy Detective | 1:52 |
| 7 | I Did Get Scabies Once Though, So I Guess That's Pretty Punk | The Boy Detective | 3:41 |
Member reviews
Source: MusicBrainz release group 0d876c48-31e4-43da-9d02-717983a3985a (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.