Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Dicker of Dribbly | Priest Crippler | 0:36 |
| 2 | Nonce Upon the Cross | Priest Crippler | 1:26 |
| 3 | Transfarmers: Grow Crops in Disguise | Priest Crippler | 1:31 |
| 4 | Mary Had a Little Slamb | Priest Crippler | 2:23 |
| 5 | Metal Gear Flaccid | Priest Crippler | 1:46 |
| 6 | Malevolent Croatian | Priest Crippler | 1:20 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group e35bb90e-c6f6-4465-9064-a8ce4f000ff0 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.