Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Life Is Like a Box of Chocolates | Gerard Alessandrini | 2:54 |
| 2 | Forbidden Hollywood | Gerard Alessandrini | 1:55 |
| 3 | They Shouldn't Be in Pictures | Gerard Alessandrini | 2:41 |
| 4 | A Disney World | Gerard Alessandrini | 2:26 |
| 5 | Somewhere Under the Rainbow | Gerard Alessandrini | 2:22 |
| 6 | Darling Doris Day | Gerard Alessandrini | 1:20 |
| 7 | Dreamworks Triplets | Gerard Alessandrini | 2:13 |
| 8 | Falling, Part Again | Gerard Alessandrini | 3:03 |
| 9 | Hits and Bombs / Blurry Hues / You'll Know / Shut Up, Barbra! | Gerard Alessandrini | 7:22 |
| 10 | I'll Blow the Budget of Waterworld | Gerard Alessandrini | 2:03 |
| 11 | Oscar Sequence | Gerard Alessandrini | 2:25 |
| 12 | Gump, the Magic Movie | Gerard Alessandrini | 2:55 |
| 13 | Rosie Perez | Gerard Alessandrini | 1:46 |
| 14 | Make 'em Bleed | Gerard Alessandrini | 3:38 |
| 15 | Summer Movies | Gerard Alessandrini | 5:42 |
| 16 | O-Todd-Ao | Gerard Alessandrini | 2:29 |
| 17 | Sharon Stone | Gerard Alessandrini | 2:20 |
| 18 | Stupidcarelessfictionalnonsensicalverbosness | Gerard Alessandrini | 2:13 |
| 19 | Dub Me | Gerard Alessandrini | 2:19 |
| 20 | Who's Gay in Hollywood | Gerard Alessandrini | 2:57 |
| 21 | Bye Bye Thirty | Gerard Alessandrini | 1:20 |
| 22 | Mein Film Career | Gerard Alessandrini | 5:28 |
| 23 | My Singin' Is a Pain | Gerard Alessandrini | 2:19 |
| 24 | Most Men | Gerard Alessandrini | 2:39 |
| 25 | As Time Drags By | Gerard Alessandrini | 4:08 |
| 26 | Bows | Gerard Alessandrini | 1:46 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 1982327b-d8e9-3323-a6c9-ccacf8e84779 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.