Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1.1 | Chapter 01-01 | Lemony Snicket | 11:26 |
| 1.2 | Chapter 01-02 | Lemony Snicket | 15:23 |
| 1.3 | Chapter 02-01 | Lemony Snicket | 10:37 |
| 1.4 | Chapter 02-02 | Lemony Snicket | 13:27 |
| 1.5 | Chapter 03-01 | Lemony Snicket | 12:49 |
| 1.6 | Chapter 03-02 | Lemony Snicket | 6:57 |
| 2.1 | Chapter 04-01 | Lemony Snicket | 12:25 |
| 2.2 | Chapter 04-02 | Lemony Snicket | 17:40 |
| 2.3 | Chapter 05-01 | Lemony Snicket | 16:11 |
| 2.4 | Chapter 05-02 | Lemony Snicket | 9:31 |
| 3.1 | Chapter 06-01 | Lemony Snicket | 12:19 |
| 3.2 | Chapter 06-02 | Lemony Snicket | 13:38 |
| 3.3 | Chapter 07-01 | Lemony Snicket | 16:52 |
| 3.4 | Chapter 07-02 | Lemony Snicket | 15:32 |
| 4.1 | Chapter 08-01 | Lemony Snicket | 9:40 |
| 4.2 | Chapter 08-02 | Lemony Snicket | 10:27 |
| 4.3 | Chapter 09-01 | Lemony Snicket | 17:52 |
| 4.4 | Chapter 09-02 | Lemony Snicket | 13:18 |
| 5.1 | Chapter 10-01 | Lemony Snicket | 8:10 |
| 5.2 | Chapter 10-02 | Lemony Snicket | 7:30 |
| 5.3 | Chapter 11-01 | Lemony Snicket | 16:44 |
| 5.4 | Chapter 11-02 | Lemony Snicket | 12:10 |
| 6.1 | Chapter 12-01 | Lemony Snicket | 14:28 |
| 6.2 | Chapter 12-02 | Lemony Snicket | 16:15 |
| 6.3 | Chapter 13-01 | Lemony Snicket | 17:24 |
| 6.4 | Chapter 13-02 | Lemony Snicket | 13:31 |
| 6.5 | Chapter 13-03 | Lemony Snicket | 16:52 |
| 6.6 | Sonar (sound effect) | Lemony Snicket | 0:16 |
| 6.7 | The Porthole Falls to the Floor (sound effect) | Lemony Snicket | 0:09 |
| 6.8 | The Baudelaires Float through the Grotto (sound effect) | Lemony Snicket | 0:13 |
| 6.9 | We Hope You've Enjoyed This Program | Lemony Snicket | 0:25 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 5d4486c3-e15d-3f3f-9477-32149904a786 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.