Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Shit Goes Wrong (Intro) | Andie Main | 2:47 |
| 2 | New-Native Coloradan | Andie Main | 2:47 |
| 3 | Oh No! I'm Polyamorous Now! | Andie Main | 4:26 |
| 4 | On the Trails with Sadie | Andie Main | 4:27 |
| 5 | Political Billboards Across the US | Andie Main | 4:44 |
| 6 | MAGA-Maggie | Andie Main | 9:00 |
| 7 | AGGRESSIVELY SINGLE | Andie Main | 2:45 |
| 8 | Dating While Sober | Andie Main | 5:10 |
| 9 | Radical Life Changes | Andie Main | 3:20 |
| 10 | Did it For Dick | Andie Main | 2:40 |
| 11 | Super Hot at Whole Foods | Andie Main | 2:32 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 0f4f7bb5-5751-429b-898c-b20c0e594264 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.