Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Scene Girls Fear the Black Cock | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 2 | Backstage Bukkake With Avril, New From Vivid Video | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 3 | Don't Worry About the White Stain on Your Dir En Grey Shirt, It Won't Matter Where You're Going | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 4 | Maggie McClellan is a Cunt | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 5 | Backstage Bukkake With Mandy Moore With Special Guest Ron Jeremy | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 6 | I Challenge the Girl With No Limbs to a Game of Dance Dance Revolution | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 7 | No Love Hina Isn't Any Good | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 8 | The Only Good That Ever Came from Jaime Was Learning That D Gives the KKK Hand Jobs for Crack | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 9 | While You're at School We Shed Our Skins and Breathe Dryer Lint | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 10 | Rape Kirsten Dunst With a Screwdriver Yaay! | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 11 | I'm Sorry You Got Your New Years Kiss From Anna Nicole | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 572c62bd-87e7-3716-a73f-c610289ddd43 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.