| 1 | Stab Out Her Eyes and We'll Have a Game of Marbles | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 2 | Baked Vagina Ham | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 3 | Were You Beaten With a Sock Full of Batteries (Because If Not That Can Be Arranged) | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 4 | Flibbityjibbit | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 5 | Calista Flockhart Won't Very Much Like Having a Song About Anorexia Named After Her | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 6 | Chew My Root | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 7 | She Looks Like Someone Set Her Face on Fire and Put It Out With a Cinderblock | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 8 | Fuck You Devinn Lane | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 9 | Die Naked | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 10 | Going to Neo Jersey? Don't Take Your Claritin | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 11 | He Who Dies With the Most Kills Still Doesn't Win | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 12 | How Many 80's Pornos Have You Been In | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 13 | Weapons of Mass Destruction in Modern Sports | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 14 | Casper Is the Ghost of Richie Rich | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 15 | Briana Banks's Secret Death Wish | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 16 | Flight of the Regulators | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 17 | Too Ugly to Date, Hot Enough to Rape | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 18 | I Suppose You're Gonna Tell Me How the White Man Caused This | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 19 | Smackindahos | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 20 | You'll Never See Your Precious Pie Fucker Again | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 21 | Pimp Your Daughter | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 22 | One Word Explanation of How SIN Can Afford All Those CDs | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 23 | Fuck Her, Everyone Else Has but Me | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 24 | J-Ho Will Shrink Into Her Ass | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 25 | Pussy Is a Weakness You Fucking Pussy | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 26 | Shut Up Bitch, Go Bake Me a Turkey Pot Pie | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 27 | Toilet Bowl Vagina | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 28 | To This Dying Band | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 29 | 12ovagina | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 30 | Squeaking Spring Homicide | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 31 | Your Girlfreind Looks Like the Guy From POD | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 32 | That Song That Comes on When Your Mother Puts You on Hold on the Phone at Work | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 33 | Top Ten Coolest Things About Girls | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 34 | Itain'tovermotherfuckers | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 35 | Funkydrummer - Crackpipe | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 36 | Boden (Noir Fluerir) | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 37 | Half Bat Half Man | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 38 | Jailbait Fanservice (a.k.a. Necrophilia Orgy With the Donnas Corpses) | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 39 | Fucked Up Repugnant Shit | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 40 | Ann-Thrax Letter (remix) | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 41 | Seppuku With a Cellphone | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 42 | How Angelina Jolie Singlehandedly Made the Entire Female Gender Sexually Confused | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 43 | If You Don't Like Kisou You're Fucking Gay | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 44 | If You Don't Like Six Ugly You're Fucking Gay | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 45 | Kill Abbey Gennet | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 46 | Rot Winona Rot | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 47 | tAtU Aren't Real Dykes | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 48 | Cory's Been Hanging Around the Twins Too Much | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 49 | No | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 50 | Representin' for 03 Fo Shizzle | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 51 | Fuck Her (as performed by +killthemanbecomethemonster+) | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 52 | You're Girlfreind Looks Like the Guy From POD (as performed by +killthemanbecomethemonster+) | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 53 | Jaimeisahookerwithapenis | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 54 | We Figured You Could Use an Explanation as to Why This Was Done | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |