| 1 | [...] | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 2 | Yo Momma Is Better at Duck Hunt Than You... and So Is Mine | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 3 | Yes Mon, Gay Z Lives in the Same Retirement Home as Me Granmama Cleo | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 4 | Backstage Bukkakke With Paris Hilton?? Um, No... No No No No No | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 5 | Cowlick Rock (It's the Sureshot) | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 6 | Christmas Tree With Sebastiannas Head on Top, Alyson Hannigans Corpse Under the Tree, and Jenna Haze in My Stocking, the Perfect Holiday | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 7 | Is Wayne Brady Gonna Have to Choke a Bitch?? | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 8 | I AM A SEXY JAPANESE WOMAN, I ROVE HOT VISUAL MEN FUCKING | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 9 | If You Don't Like VULGAR You Are Fucking Gay | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 10 | It's Easy to Look Dark and Evil When Jerry Bruckheimer Produces Your Video | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 11 | Call Her Now for for Ya Free Readin' | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 12 | Yeah, If You Find What Crawled Up Kyonomiko's Ass, Let Me Know, Okay? Thanks (a.k.a. Tribute to Undown) | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 13 | MAPEB (Murderallpussyemoboys) | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 14 | Fashioncore Is Girls Fault | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 15 | Pierceyerfuckinthroat | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 16 | Tecmo Bowl of Piss (Way to Ruin a Classic You 3D Flaming Faggots) | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 17 | Twat Shots From Mars | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 18 | J-Rock Got Me Nothing but Enemies (And You Thought Fashioncore Was Bad) | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 19 | Violet Blue Is Better Than You | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 20 | Wesley Wilis Could Whup Goku's Ass | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 21 | Why Frown When You Can Be Satan | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 22 | She'll Let You Talk to Hulk Hogan Free of Charge | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 23 | Splinter Don't Know How to Party | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 24 | Wario's Hentai Hut, Where the Princess Finishes for You | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 25 | Pig and Elephant DNA Just Don't Splice (South Park) | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 26 | Backstage Bukkakke With Christine Taylor (Hey Dude Theme Song) | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 27 | West End Girls (Pet Shop Boys) | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 28 | Mechanixx (Baiser) | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 29 | There Is No Love Between Us (Pop Will Eat Itself) | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 30 | Pavement Saw (Big Black) | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 31 | I Believe Your Exact Words Were "Dangerously Close to Befriending a Female Killer" (Scissor Shock remix) | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 32 | Destroy All Redheads (Old and Busted Intro) | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 33 | The True Meaning of Life Is STILL Waiting to Die | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 34 | All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Sucky Sucky | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 35 | I Kill Ghettotrash Cockmonkeys | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 36 | Necrophilia Orgy With the Donnas Corpses (Jailbait Fanservice) | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 37 | tAtU Aren't Real Dykes (I Told You So Edition) | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 38 | I Try Not to Say It but My Mouth Is Like an Uzi as I Start to Spray It | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 39 | Your Ex-Girlfriend Looks Like the Guy From POD | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 40 | And Now a Word From an Old Friend or Two | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 41 | The Elusive Rangerside (KHR's Side of the Ill Fated Split With KTMBTM) | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 42 | [untitled] | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 43 | Senior Trip to Hell, Day 1: Smackherwithadick | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 44 | Senior Trip to Hell, Day 2: I Am Dr. Doom and I'll Send My Monkeys With Pants After You | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 45 | Senior Trip to Hell, Day 3: Pyro Will Turn You to Toast | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 46 | Senior Trip to Hell, Day 4: The Karaoke Incident | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 47 | Senior Trip to Hell, Day 5: The Cleaning Lady Is a Robot?!?!! | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 48 | Senior Trip to Hell, Day 6: The Karaoke Incident Revisited | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 49 | Senior Trip to Hell, Day 7: I Told You Not to Call During Funk Master Flex Night | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 50 | Senior Trip to Hell, Day 8: Cops Raid the Party... Bummer Dude | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 51 | Senior Trip to Hell, Day 9: The Campfire Singalong of Doom | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 52 | I CAN'T HEAR YOU NUMBNUTS | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 53 | Blank | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 54 | [untitled] (Intro to Kill Lohan Saga) | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 55 | Backstage Bukkakke With Lindsay Lohan (The Final Bukkake) | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 56 | Backstage Stabbing Lindsay Lohan With a Screwdriver, Covering Her With Gas and Setting Her on Fire | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 57 | Obligatory Shoutout Track | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 58 | Going Blank Again | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |
| 59 | A Song for the Ladies in the House With Low Self Esteem | Kindergarten Hazing Ritual | |