Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|
| 1 | Alcohol | Stez Styx, The Beater, Muttley McLad | 2:13 |
| 2 | Germans | Stez Styx, The Beater, Muttley McLad | 2:25 |
| 3 | Fellatio Nelson | Stez Styx, The Beater, Muttley McLad | 2:23 |
| 4 | Desperate Dan | Stez Styx, The Beater, Muttley McLad | 3:43 |
| 5 | Grease Stop | Stez Styx, The Beater, Muttley McLad | 2:17 |
| 6 | Apprentice Dentist | Stez Styx, The Beater, Muttley McLad | 2:01 |
| 7 | Man in the Boat | Stez Styx, The Beater, Muttley McLad | 2:35 |
| 8 | Newcy Brown | Stez Styx, The Beater, Muttley McLad | 3:01 |
| 9 | McCavity | Stez Styx, The Beater, Muttley McLad | 1:55 |
| 10 | Chester Zoo | Stez Styx, The Beater, Muttley McLad | 1:58 |
| 11 | Naughty Boy | Stez Styx, The Beater, Muttley McLad | 1:41 |
| 12 | Mister Methane | Stez Styx, The Beater, Muttley McLad | 3:41 |
| 13 | More Tea Vicar? | Stez Styx, The Beater, Muttley McLad | 2:05 |
| 14 | Two Stroke Eddie | Stez Styx, The Beater, Stella Strict | 2:35 |
| 15 | Animal Testing | Stez Styx, The Beater, Muttley McLad | 3:11 |
| 16 | Don’t Fear the Sweeper | Stez Styx, The Beater, Muttley McLad | 3:44 |
| 17 | Poodles | Stez Styx, The Beater, Muttley McLad | 2:15 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 89450588-fea4-3ac5-8a02-48e57fd1cef8 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.