Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Life's Too Short (intro) | Girth Control | 0:59 |
| 2 | Now That's a Fucking Girth Control Song | Girth Control | 2:19 |
| 3 | Brain Freeze | Girth Control | 1:16 |
| 4 | Passin' Out | Girth Control | 2:54 |
| 5 | Wrecked on Triple Sec | Girth Control | 2:59 |
| 6 | Work Shirts | Girth Control | 1:35 |
| 7 | Hope Girth Control Can Pay the Bills | Girth Control | 1:09 |
| 8 | Mass Pike Fuck You | Girth Control | 1:30 |
| 9 | Ice Is Food | Girth Control | 0:16 |
| 10 | Fat and Lazy Dude | Girth Control | 1:03 |
| 11 | Neverending Coffee | Girth Control | 2:43 |
| 12 | Shorts Music for Shorts People | Girth Control | 1:32 |
| 13 | Boss Man | Girth Control | 1:29 |
| 14 | My Beer Bong's in Disrepair | Girth Control | 1:26 |
| 15 | Beer Every Bong | Girth Control | 2:42 |
| 16 | (I Think) I Fucked Around | Girth Control | 1:54 |
| 17 | Dorito Covered World | Girth Control | 2:30 |
| 18 | Waste of Pizza | Girth Control | 2:35 |
| 19 | Nobody Asked for This | Girth Control | 1:06 |
| 20 | You Get What You Pay For | Girth Control | 1:18 |
| 21 | Pretty Shitty Party | Girth Control | 3:01 |
| 22 | T.P.F. | Girth Control | 2:03 |
| 23 | Breakfast Buffet | Girth Control | 1:49 |
| 24 | Basement Song (An Ode to the Shred Shack) | Girth Control | 2:27 |
| 25 | Laughin' and Rockin' Out | Girth Control | 2:35 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group d56ce6cb-02b6-4099-b8ba-0237c6087d31 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.