Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Yeah, You’re Pretty but Do You Think You’ll Really Get Away With It? | Drowningman | 3:11 |
| 2 | John Cougar Mellencamp is the White Devil | Drowningman | 3:20 |
| 3 | Dude Status: Revoked | Drowningman | 1:54 |
| 4 | Today’s Special: Still Beating Hearts | Drowningman | 2:55 |
| 5 | White People Are Stupid | Drowningman | 2:59 |
| 6 | Drowningman Dance Party, Bring Your Own Bodybag | Drowningman | 2:37 |
| 7 | Dear God, Life Is Hell | Drowningman | 2:43 |
| 8 | The Last Honest Man Sells Out | Drowningman | 3:03 |
| 9 | Major Disappointment Reporting for Duty | Drowningman | 3:27 |
| 10 | Luck, Love, Life Time Gaurantees and Other Things Assholes Believe In | Drowningman | 6:13 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 11202d2c-19f3-305b-847b-5c8bfd8ab2db (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.