Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| A | I Wish I Were Ron Lessard So I Could Suck Masami’s Cock | A.N.A. | 8:40 |
| B | I Wish I Were David Hopkins So I Could Suck Jojo’s Cock | A.N.A. | 9:55 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 25d52349-ffcc-46e5-bd6c-13936526610b (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.