Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1.1 | Crows | Lemony Snicket | 0:55 |
| 1.2 | Harper Audio Presents | Lemony Snicket | 0:29 |
| 1.3 | Chapter 01-01 | Lemony Snicket | 8:22 |
| 1.4 | Chapter 01-02 | Lemony Snicket | 11:09 |
| 1.5 | Chapter 02-01 | Lemony Snicket | 13:01 |
| 1.6 | Chapter 02-02 | Lemony Snicket | 17:39 |
| 1.7 | Chapter 03-01 | Lemony Snicket | 11:03 |
| 1.8 | Chapter 03-02 | Lemony Snicket | 11:09 |
| 2.1 | Chapter 04-01 | Lemony Snicket | 9:06 |
| 2.2 | Chapter 04-02 | Lemony Snicket | 9:17 |
| 2.3 | Chapter 05-01 | Lemony Snicket | 5:26 |
| 2.4 | Chapter 05-02 | Lemony Snicket | 9:44 |
| 2.5 | Chapter 06-01 | Lemony Snicket | 8:07 |
| 2.6 | Chapter 06-02 | Lemony Snicket | 7:54 |
| 2.7 | Chapter 07-01 | Lemony Snicket | 7:53 |
| 2.8 | Chapter 07-02 | Lemony Snicket | 5:57 |
| 3.1 | Chapter 08-01 | Lemony Snicket | 7:47 |
| 3.2 | Chapter 08-02 | Lemony Snicket | 9:25 |
| 3.3 | Chapter 09-01 | Lemony Snicket | 8:36 |
| 3.4 | Chapter 09-02 | Lemony Snicket | 10:54 |
| 3.5 | Chapter 10-01 | Lemony Snicket | 11:49 |
| 3.6 | Chapter 10-02 | Lemony Snicket | 9:57 |
| 4.1 | Chapter 11-01 | Lemony Snicket | 9:32 |
| 4.2 | Chapter 11-02 | Lemony Snicket | 8:58 |
| 4.3 | Chapter 12-01 | Lemony Snicket | 7:11 |
| 4.4 | Chapter 12-02 | Lemony Snicket | 7:15 |
| 4.5 | Chapter 13-01 | Lemony Snicket | 13:58 |
| 4.6 | Chapter 13-02 | Lemony Snicket | 17:12 |
| 4.7 | To My Kind Editor | Lemony Snicket | 1:34 |
| 4.8 | We Hope You've Enjoyed This Program | Lemony Snicket | 0:51 |
| 4.9 | Mr. Poe's Telephone (sound effect) | Lemony Snicket | 0:09 |
| 4.10 | Crows (sound effect) | Lemony Snicket | 0:09 |
| 4.11 | "Here, Here! Here, Here!" (sound effect) | Lemony Snicket | 0:05 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group a90c0437-75f6-337b-9006-51caf066f1d6 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.