Tracks
As Seen On TV| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Beef Flavored Island | Pleaseeasaur | 4:38 |
| 2 | You've Got The Tough | Pleaseeasaur | 2:03 |
| 3 | Roy The Master | Pleaseeasaur | 1:39 |
| 4 | The Dream Barge | Pleaseeasaur | 3:08 |
| 5 | Sexy Lip Hair | Pleaseeasaur | 1:37 |
| 6 | Sound The Klaxon! | Pleaseeasaur | 1:37 |
| 7 | Strangers Have The Best Candy | Pleaseeasaur | 1:52 |
| 8 | Tripping On A Psychedelic Daydream | Pleaseeasaur | 2:47 |
| 9 | Britain's Best | Pleaseeasaur | 5:09 |
| 10 | My Dad Punches Holes Through Steel | Pleaseeasaur | 2:27 |
| 11 | Gender Specific | Pleaseeasaur | 4:06 |
| 12 | The Rule | Pleaseeasaur | 2:15 |
| 13 | The Rule (Extended) | Pleaseeasaur | 1:53 |
| 14 | Paul McCartney's Penis | Pleaseeasaur | 3:56 |
| 15 | I Hate Dog Sh*T | Pleaseeasaur | 3:05 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 9f87917d-89d7-3124-bc9c-68f2fbf77411 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.