Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Weapons of Mass Penetration | Lapidate | 3:56 |
| 2 | Catcher in the Eye | Lapidate | 1:06 |
| 3 | Gummi Job | Lapidate | 1:30 |
| 4 | The Phantom Dooker | Lapidate | 4:31 |
| 5 | Smells Like Sex in Here | Lapidate | 3:10 |
| 6 | Sexcretion | Lapidate | 2:12 |
| 7 | Fecal Soup for the Soul | Lapidate | 0:44 |
| 8 | Instruments of Pleasure | Lapidate | 1:45 |
| 9 | CSI (Crime Scene Intercourse) | Lapidate | 3:04 |
| 10 | Drive by Cumshot | Lapidate | 1:29 |
| 11 | Clap From Beyond the Grave | Lapidate | 2:58 |
| 12 | Spermicidal Tendencies | Lapidate | 4:26 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 3658dbd9-4f62-4ee4-9233-dccad09e5628 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.