Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | To Wes Streeting | Meat Strap | 2:13 |
| 2 | To Winston Churchill | Meat Strap | 3:34 |
| 3 | To the Person Who Wrote the Name of the Swiss Composer Jürg Frey in the Toilet Cubicle at Cafe OTO | Meat Strap | 3:21 |
| 4 | To Shergar | Meat Strap | 3:12 |
| 5 | To Our Audience | Meat Strap | 2:40 |
| 6 | To Napoleon Bonaparte | Meat Strap | 3:48 |
| 7 | To the Black Mould in J. K. Rowling's House | Meat Strap | 2:57 |
| 8 | To James Shearman | Meat Strap | 3:46 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 62765f8a-fdbb-44a6-8ba3-9d0673284604 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.