Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Mighty Dork and the Power Livers | Schlong | 2:54 |
| 2 | Ass Me Tomorrow Butt, Don't Tell Me You Love Me | Schlong | 3:35 |
| 3 | Piss in My Face | Schlong | 2:19 |
| 4 | Little Green Banana | Schlong | 2:26 |
| 5 | Kid Charlemagne | Schlong | 1:23 |
| 6 | 3333 | Schlong | 1:40 |
| 7 | Days of Our Livers | Schlong | 3:12 |
| 8 | Bogey in My Butt | Schlong | 2:42 |
| 9 | Little Splooge | Schlong | 2:38 |
| 10 | Kegs of Alcatel | Schlong | 3:17 |
| 11 | Tuna Asserole | Schlong | 1:55 |
| 12 | Pillage | Schlong | 3:37 |
| 13 | Tulsa | Schlong | 2:34 |
| 14 | Fistfull of Pancreas | Schlong | 1:37 |
| 15 | Poop Tart | Schlong | 0:55 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group f229818c-049b-3a7d-af83-11df05a4bad0 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.