| 1 | Needle on Record | Fred Armisen | 0:07 |
| 2 | Drum Sound Check at Medium Sized Venue | Fred Armisen | 1:50 |
| 3 | Guitar Tuned but Still Somehow Out of Tune | Fred Armisen | 0:24 |
| 4 | Band Sound Check Sound Guy and Band Agreeing for Too Long | Fred Armisen | 1:02 |
| 5 | Romanian Crowd at Rock Club Shouting for an Encore | Fred Armisen | 0:19 |
| 6 | Sparsely Attended Show Encore With Someone Shouting “Where’s Jim?” | Fred Armisen | 0:22 |
| 7 | Music Venue Employee Kicking Everyone Out While Throwing Away Bottles | Fred Armisen | 1:06 |
| 8 | Music Store Around Christmas | Fred Armisen | 0:31 |
| 9 | Going From Main Room to Acoustic Room at a Music Store | Fred Armisen | 0:11 |
| 10 | Trying Out and Electronic Drum Kit With Headphones at a Music Store | Fred Armisen | 0:28 |
| 11 | Trying Out a Distortion Pedal at a Music Store | Fred Armisen | 0:39 |
| 12 | Testing Cymbals in a Cymbal Room at a Music Store | Fred Armisen | 0:49 |
| 13 | Keyboard Not Working at First at a Music Store | Fred Armisen | 0:20 |
| 14 | Music Store Exit With Security Checking Receipt | Fred Armisen | 0:24 |
| 15 | Car Door Closing Car Rental | Fred Armisen | 0:13 |
| 16 | Car Door Closing Fancy Car Service | Fred Armisen | 0:09 |
| 17 | Car Door Closing 1958 Ford | Fred Armisen | 0:06 |
| 18 | Car Door Closing Confident | Fred Armisen | 0:05 |
| 19 | Car Door Closing Automatically Van | Fred Armisen | 0:13 |
| 20 | Small Theater Small Audience | Fred Armisen | 0:28 |
| 21 | Small Theater Audience at Heavy Political Show | Fred Armisen | 0:24 |
| 22 | Small Theater Microphone Isn’t Working | Fred Armisen | 0:19 |
| 23 | Small Theater Enthusiastic Audience | Fred Armisen | 0:14 |
| 24 | Small Theater Booing | Fred Armisen | 0:05 |
| 25 | Small Theater Audience Talking | Fred Armisen | 0:25 |
| 26 | Small Theater Audience Talking and Ignoring Shshsh | Fred Armisen | 0:18 |
| 27 | Small Theater Audience Acknowledging Shshsh | Fred Armisen | 0:10 |
| 28 | Disappointed Crowd Dublin | Fred Armisen | 0:12 |
| 29 | Small Theater Lighting Booth While Producers Are Checking Out the Stage | Fred Armisen | 0:28 |
| 30 | Small Theater One‐Man Show Performer | Fred Armisen | 0:35 |
| 31 | Fake Applause | Fred Armisen | 0:11 |
| 32 | Fake Booing | Fred Armisen | 0:09 |
| 33 | Supportive Booing at a Speech | Fred Armisen | 0:06 |
| 34 | Obligatory Applause at a Speech | Fred Armisen | 0:08 |
| 35 | Obligatory Laugh at a Speech | Fred Armisen | 0:06 |
| 36 | Shocked Audience | Fred Armisen | 0:05 |
| 37 | Terrified Audience at an Authoritarian Nation Official Event | Fred Armisen | 0:11 |
| 38 | Champagne Glass Breaking on Wood Floor | Fred Armisen | 0:03 |
| 39 | Champagne Glass Breaking on Linoleum Floor | Fred Armisen | 0:03 |
| 40 | Wine Glass Breaking | Fred Armisen | 0:04 |
| 41 | Wine Glass Breaking With Reaction | Fred Armisen | 0:05 |
| 42 | Glass Falls but Doesn’t Break | Fred Armisen | 0:03 |
| 43 | Glass Pitcher Shattering | Fred Armisen | 0:03 |
| 44 | Shot Glass Breaking | Fred Armisen | 0:04 |
| 45 | Wine Glass Breaking in Sink | Fred Armisen | 0:04 |
| 46 | Delicate Water Glass Breaking | Fred Armisen | 0:04 |
| 47 | Sweeping Up Glass | Fred Armisen | 0:10 |
| 48 | Sweeping Up Glass and Muttering | Fred Armisen | 0:10 |
| 49 | Businessman on Phone on Plane Before Takeoff – Work Tone | Fred Armisen | 0:35 |
| 50 | Businessman on Phone on Plane Still at the Gate – Casual Tone | Fred Armisen | 0:42 |
| 51 | Overhead Compartment Closing | Fred Armisen | 0:07 |
| 52 | Couple on Plane Mid‐Flight Guy Opens Overhead Compartment | Fred Armisen | 0:14 |
| 53 | Window Shade Closing | Fred Armisen | 0:21 |
| 54 | Flight Attendant Opens Overhead Compartment | Fred Armisen | 0:11 |
| 55 | Flight Attendant Collecting Packaging | Fred Armisen | 0:17 |
| 56 | First Time Homeowner Switching Circuit Breakers | Fred Armisen | 0:20 |
| 57 | Tentative Sawing | Fred Armisen | 0:24 |
| 58 | Drilling Into Wood | Fred Armisen | 0:19 |
| 59 | Gift Wrapping | Fred Armisen | 0:31 |
| 60 | Thrift Store Perfunctory Search for Halloween Costume | Fred Armisen | 0:26 |
| 61 | Rolling Metal Market Door Opening | Fred Armisen | 0:20 |
| 62 | Shipping Container Door Opening | Fred Armisen | 0:24 |
| 63 | Campfire Conversation | Fred Armisen | 1:40 |
| 64 | Camping Breakfast Conversation | Fred Armisen | 1:09 |
| 65 | Camping Ready for the Day | Fred Armisen | 0:23 |
| 66 | Jacket Zipper | Fred Armisen | 0:05 |
| 67 | Tent Zipper | Fred Armisen | 0:05 |
| 68 | Short Bursts of Tent Zipper | Fred Armisen | 0:24 |
| 69 | Camping Lunch Conversation | Fred Armisen | 0:59 |
| 70 | Sleeping Bag Zipper Goodnight | Fred Armisen | 0:16 |
| 71 | Camping Pack Up Conversation | Fred Armisen | 0:24 |
| 72 | Basketball Bouncing | Fred Armisen | 0:05 |
| 73 | Basketball Slow Bounce | Fred Armisen | 0:06 |
| 74 | Basketball Slow to Fast | Fred Armisen | 0:08 |
| 75 | Basketball on Carpet | Fred Armisen | 0:13 |
| 76 | Signing a Basketball | Fred Armisen | 0:05 |
| 77 | Office Refrigerator Fitting in Bag With Lunch | Fred Armisen | 0:15 |
| 78 | Hotel Refrigerator Not Taking Anything | Fred Armisen | 0:13 |
| 79 | Room Service Lid | Fred Armisen | 0:11 |
| 80 | Room Service Ooh | Fred Armisen | 0:07 |
| 81 | Outdoor Event Walking on Pebbles | Fred Armisen | 0:07 |
| 82 | Outdoor Event Walking on Pebbles and Recognition | Fred Armisen | 0:12 |
| 83 | Outdoor Event Walking Quickly to Catch Up to Cart | Fred Armisen | 0:10 |
| 84 | Haunted House Demonic Voices | Fred Armisen | 1:34 |
| 85 | Haunted House Ghost Going Upstairs but the Door Is Locked | Fred Armisen | 0:31 |
| 86 | Haunted House Ghost but Nobody Is Home | Fred Armisen | 0:10 |
| 87 | Haunted House Piano | Fred Armisen | 0:12 |
| 88 | Well Reviewed Movie – Hand Washing Clothes in Basin | Fred Armisen | 0:59 |
| 89 | Well Reviewed Movie – Farm Work | Fred Armisen | 0:46 |
| 90 | Well Reviewed Movie – Cutting Root Vegetables on Wood Board | Fred Armisen | 0:41 |
| 91 | Important Film – Italian Woman Yelling Through a Doorway in a Small Italian Town | Fred Armisen | 0:24 |
| 92 | Walking Into a Video Room at an Art Museum and Walking Out Quickly | Fred Armisen | 0:40 |
| 93 | Dublin Street Crossing | Fred Armisen | 0:14 |
| 94 | European Hotel Door Opening | Fred Armisen | 0:26 |
| 95 | European Hotel Elevator | Fred Armisen | 0:44 |
| 96 | European Hotel Stairs | Fred Armisen | 0:20 |
| 97 | European Hotel Bedroom Door | Fred Armisen | 0:06 |
| 98 | European Front Entrance With Fob Opening and Luggage | Fred Armisen | 0:21 |
| 99 | European Small Washing Machine | Fred Armisen | 1:59 |
| 100 | European Small Dryer With Some Confusion | Fred Armisen | 1:31 |
| 101 | Fred Walking to Control Room | Fred Armisen | 0:21 |