Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | SOMEONE LEFT 4 CHICKEN FILLETS IN MARIE LOUISE GARDENS | Jim E. Brown | 1:10 |
| 2 | PEOPLE NEED TO STOP FEEDING THE RATS IN FOG LANE PARK | Jim E. Brown | 1:25 |
| 3 | EAST DIDSBURY IS MY HOME | Jim E. Brown | 2:52 |
| 4 | DIDSBURY MUM TARGETED BY VIRAL BEANING TREND | Jim E. Brown | 1:33 |
| 5 | I SAW A FLOCK OF PIGEONS EATING A WET PIZZA ON PRINCESS ROAD | Jim E. Brown | 2:29 |
| 6 | THE PIZZA HUT ON PARRS WOOD LANE CLOSED THE DAY THE QUEEN DIED | Jim E. Brown | 1:35 |
| 7 | LET'S HAVE A DRINK AT YE OLDE COCK | Jim E. Brown | 3:13 |
| 8 | I'M WRITING LOVE LETTERS AT MCDONALD'S | Jim E. Brown | 3:40 |
| 9 | SOMEONE LEFT 4 CHICKEN FILLETS IN MARIE LOUISE GARDENS (ACAPELLA) | Jim E. Brown | 1:10 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 495d620c-df5b-4e01-bf9a-97ac972d36c1 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.