Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Hot Air Balloon Ride | The Crash Mats | 1:28 |
| 2 | Drive Me to Drink | The Crash Mats | 0:46 |
| 3 | I Don't Want to Go to Grandma's House Tonight | The Crash Mats | 1:23 |
| 4 | Oldham's National Anthem | The Crash Mats | 0:47 |
| 5 | Don't Go Down Yorkshire Street on a Friday Night | The Crash Mats | 2:03 |
| 6 | Hans vs. Police Academy 4 | The Crash Mats | 2:11 |
| 7 | Watchmen | The Crash Mats feat. Anna Boggen | 2:20 |
| 8 | Rubbish Truck | The Crash Mats | 2:02 |
| 9 | Don't Tell Mum the Babysitter Is Dead | The Crash Mats | 0:52 |
| 10 | Soppy Love Song | The Crash Mats | 1:21 |
| 11 | 409 Home | The Crash Mats | 1:37 |
| 12 | Terry Funk Forever | The Crash Mats | 1:03 |
| 13 | My Girlfriend Only Has 24 Hours to Live | The Crash Mats | 1:49 |
| 14 | Let's Go & Get Stoned | The Crash Mats | 1:23 |
| 15 | Mr Wonderful | The Crash Mats | 1:42 |
| 16 | Look at Me | The Crash Mats | 1:09 |
| 17 | Party at Lou's Place | The Crash Mats | 2:18 |
| 18 | The Farce | The Crash Mats feat. Anna Boggen | 1:51 |
| 19 | Secret Track | The Crash Mats | 0:07 |
| 20 | Secreter Track | The Crash Mats feat. Anna Boggen | 0:33 |
| 21 | Secretest Track | The Crash Mats | 0:32 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 566274ea-304d-45e1-9f25-c31a3ee6a9b6 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.