Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | When LaCanfora Sneezes | Dan Bern | 1:06 |
| 2 | Killian Mbappe | Dan Bern | 0:58 |
| 3 | The Night Louise Gluck Pitched a Perfect Game | Dan Bern | 1:46 |
| 4 | 15 Seconds in Between Songs | Dan Bern | 1:15 |
| 5 | Don't Give the Lead to Matt Ryan | Dan Bern | 1:28 |
| 6 | Elly De La Cruz | Dan Bern | 1:23 |
| 7 | Shedeur | Dan Bern | 1:42 |
| 8 | The Ballad of Caitlin Clark | Dan Bern | 1:22 |
| 9 | My Good Leg Went Bad | Dan Bern | 1:16 |
| 10 | Dillon Brooks | Dan Bern | 1:01 |
| 11 | I'm an A.I. Bot | Dan Bern | 1:29 |
| 12 | Britney and Victor | Dan Bern | 1:47 |
| 13 | 3 Chickens | Dan Bern | 1:18 |
| 14 | The 14 Players Taken Before Booger McFarland in the '99 Draft | Dan Bern | 1:21 |
| 15 | Don't Take the Jets and the Points | Dan Bern | 1:00 |
| 16 | Great Disappointment to Us Alll | Dan Bern | 1:03 |
| 17 | The Ballad of Eric Nadel | Dan Bern | 1:39 |
| 18 | Alert to the Pitcher | Dan Bern | 1:28 |
| 19 | Taylor Swift Ruined the Chiefs | Dan Bern | 1:01 |
| 20 | I Want to Invite You to Kinlock | Dan Bern | 1:10 |
| 21 | Jared Goff and Coco Gauff | Dan Bern | 1:05 |
| 22 | Supergroup | Dan Bern | 1:37 |
Member reviews
Source: MusicBrainz release group cccbd5c8-f182-4d8c-a94b-994bd67d4d38 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.