Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Asskickers' Union | Countless Thousands | 3:14 |
| 2 | We've Got a Dress Code | Countless Thousands | 4:02 |
| 3 | Excellent Horse Like Lady | Countless Thousands | 5:02 |
| 4 | Only Child | Countless Thousands | 3:03 |
| 5 | Webster's Dictionary Defines Marriage As | Countless Thousands | 2:31 |
| 6 | Gang Fight | Countless Thousands | 3:55 |
| 7 | 8bit Gang Fight | Countless Thousands | 2:12 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 1df8b4c0-56f8-487c-bca9-275a175e8c1b (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.