Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Intro | Greg Behrendt | 0:26 |
| 2 | Chain Wallet | Greg Behrendt | 1:45 |
| 3 | Creepy Old Guy | Greg Behrendt | 1:23 |
| 4 | Adult Rock Show | Greg Behrendt | 3:10 |
| 5 | CD Repair Guy | Greg Behrendt | 2:29 |
| 6 | Ointment | Greg Behrendt | 2:50 |
| 7 | Chicken Situation | Greg Behrendt | 1:30 |
| 8 | Terrycloth Belted Coat | Greg Behrendt | 1:25 |
| 9 | Pile of Ash | Greg Behrendt | 0:46 |
| 10 | I'm Married | Greg Behrendt | 1:25 |
| 11 | Stories Are a Gift | Greg Behrendt | 2:57 |
| 12 | Gaymenite | Greg Behrendt | 0:57 |
| 13 | Pictionary | Greg Behrendt | 6:19 |
| 14 | I Can't Fix It | Greg Behrendt | 3:45 |
| 15 | Shamul | Greg Behrendt | 3:24 |
| 16 | Porn Chunk | Greg Behrendt | 0:50 |
| 17 | Tattoos for Daddy | Greg Behrendt | 0:58 |
| 18 | Ten Dead Minutes | Greg Behrendt | 1:20 |
| 19 | There Might Be Cake | Greg Behrendt | 1:31 |
| 20 | Puddin' | Greg Behrendt | 1:21 |
| 21 | Crybaby Spiderman | Greg Behrendt | 7:08 |
| 22 | A Metal Song for Me | Greg Behrendt | 0:51 |
| 23 | Uncool | Greg Behrendt | 3:29 |
| 24 | Babies Hate Black Sabbath | Greg Behrendt | 2:59 |
| 25 | Where Is Thumbkin | Greg Behrendt | 2:00 |
| 26 | Fuck It (remix) | Greg Behrendt | 1:43 |
Member reviews
Source: MusicBrainz release group 38c01272-2249-3703-87df-8a7a8c77fc3b (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.