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Metal Shamisen Slaps Hard
Album

Metal Shamisen Slaps Hard

Bushido Girl
Released 202625 tracks · 39:22English

Tracks

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1Who Needs a Health Bar When You've Got Infinite LivesBushido Girl1:21
2Metal Shamisen or Shamisen Metal, Either Slaps HardBushido Girl1:56
3Sound Guy Tried to Quickly Fix the Mix Mid Song and Instead Introduced an Audio Channel of Someone Eating FoodBushido Girl1:37
4Against All Warnings, We Entered the Green Room Fridge’s Passage and Ended Up in Area Full of Rusty Metallic Platforms and CagesBushido Girl1:40
5Venue NPC Wouldn’t Stop Explaining the Emergency Exit Policy So We Missed the Second Band’s SetBushido Girl1:26
6Some Merch Table Started Selling Hacked Digital Albums and Nobody Cared to Ask How They WorkedBushido Girl1:40
7Someone Paid the Merch Guy in a Cryptocurrency That Crashed Many Years Ago, Super SusBushido Girl1:33
8Opening Riff Meant to Hit Hard but the PA Lagged and Delivered It Two Seconds Late, Technically SlappedBushido Girl1:44
9Crowd Tried to Combo Their Claps and Accidentally Created Polyrhythmic ChaosBushido Girl2:15
10Opening Band’s Drummer Tried to Play Like It Was a Rhythm Game on Hard Mode and Missed the One Beat That MatteredBushido Girl2:04
11Saw the Merch Guy Smiling Way Too Hard and Knew Something Sus Was Going OnBushido Girl1:48
12Reduced Our Attack Rate to Focus on Timing and Then Started Dominating Every Exchange, We’ll Take ItBushido Girl1:08
13Third Band Tried Hyper Tapping at Double Speed and Immediately Cooked Their Own TempoBushido Girl1:53
14Guitarist Boosted Their Input Rate and Dropped a Solo That Actually Hit HardBushido Girl1:29
15Watched the Sound Guy Nod Confidently While the Mix Was Clearly Going Off the RailsBushido Girl1:23
16An Audience Member Attempted a High APM Riff and Learned the Difference Between Speed and ControlBushido Girl1:52
17The Crowd Looked Hyped Until the Drop Missed and Collective Disappointment Set In for the Opening ActBushido Girl1:55
18Watched My Health Bar Fade Faster Than Expected, Opponent Didn’t Expect I’d Have a Clutch HealBushido Girl1:54
19Saw the Camera Man Panning and Showcasing Everything About the Concert Except for Everyone’s SolosBushido Girl1:29
20Keyboardist Tried to Mash Through the Breakdown and Got Soft Locked in the Wrong KeyBushido Girl1:07
21The Guitarist Started Strafing During the Solo and Accidentally Unplugged Three CablesBushido Girl1:13
22Guitarist’s Strafing Speed Increased to Look Confident After Cable Mishap, Ran Straight Off the Arena Edge, Still Strafing as Far as We KnowBushido Girl0:57
23Guitar Auditions Are Now Open Since the Touring Guitarist Is Nowhere to Be Found After Strafing Out the ArenaBushido Girl1:14
24Observed the Venue NPC Explaining Rules Using Maximum Confidence and Zero AccuracyBushido Girl1:13
25The Opening Band Tried to Speedrun Their Sound Check and Soft Locked the Sound SystemBushido Girl1:31

Source: MusicBrainz release group a202761a-d2d5-4952-b730-5710b09c28ca (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.