Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| A1 | Special Chair | Television Personalities | 3:03 |
| A2 | All the Young Children on Crack | Television Personalities | 3:13 |
| A3 | Sick Again | Television Personalities | 2:16 |
| A4 | Ex-Girlfriend Club | Television Personalities | 4:19 |
| A5 | Dream the Sweetest Dreams | Television Personalities | 2:48 |
| A6 | Velvet Underground | Television Personalities | 3:21 |
| A7 | My Dark Places | Television Personalities | 3:01 |
| A8 | I'm Not Your Typical Boy | Television Personalities | 3:51 |
| B1 | You Kept Me Waiting Too Long | Television Personalities | 4:27 |
| B2 | They'll Have to Catch Us First | Television Personalities | 2:14 |
| B3 | She Can Stop Traffic | Television Personalities | 3:44 |
| B4 | Tell Me About Your Day | Television Personalities | 3:01 |
| B5 | Then a Big Boy Came and Knocked It All Down | Television Personalities | 4:57 |
| B6 | I Hope You're Happy Now | Television Personalities | 2:32 |
| B7 | No More I Hate Yous | Television Personalities | 2:47 |
| B8 | There's No Beautiful Way to Say Goodbye | Television Personalities | 3:46 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 4a27b4f8-570e-3612-907b-ab43585638f5 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.