Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| A1 | Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child | Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 2:05 |
| A2 | (619) 239 - King | Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 4:18 |
| A3 | This Land Is Your Land | Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 6:02 |
| A4 | Pirate Radio | Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 3:21 |
| A5 | Chicken Drop | Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 6:01 |
| B1 | Louisiana Liplock | Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 4:20 |
| B2 | I'm a Wreck | Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 2:46 |
| B3 | Legalize It | Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 2:30 |
| B4 | Burn Your Money! | Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 4:17 |
| B5 | Circus Mystery | Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 2:31 |
| B6 | She's Vibrator Dependent | Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper | 5:12 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 77985f87-4cfb-3f94-838e-cc8fe17cb1a0 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.