Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Dust on My Bible | The Hairy Nobs | 3:45 |
| 2 | Tubgirl, My Valentine | The Hairy Nobs | 3:06 |
| 3 | Rampant Sexuality | The Hairy Nobs | 3:29 |
| 4 | Sucknobs | The Hairy Nobs | 2:21 |
| 5 | Destiny | The Hairy Nobs | 3:28 |
| 6 | George Lucas Raped My Childhood | The Hairy Nobs | 2:34 |
| 7 | We Like Non-Fiction | The Hairy Nobs | 1:50 |
| 8 | Don't Waste My Time | The Hairy Nobs | 4:34 |
| 9 | Penis ID | The Hairy Nobs | 2:07 |
| 10 | Monstrosity for the New World | The Hairy Nobs | 2:06 |
| 11 | Fuck the Poor | The Hairy Nobs | 5:03 |
| 12 | The Sexiest Tomboy Beanpole on the Planet | The Hairy Nobs | 6:08 |
| 13 | Qapla'! | The Hairy Nobs | 3:15 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 4553f162-2df2-3092-9f1a-19d274e7b512 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.