Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Caravan Song | Darren Hayman | 3:11 |
| 2 | The English Head | Darren Hayman | 4:42 |
| 3 | Perfect Homes | Darren Hayman | 3:33 |
| 4 | That’s Not What She’s Like | Darren Hayman | 3:43 |
| 5 | Grey Hairs | Darren Hayman | 3:44 |
| 6 | You Chose Me | Darren Hayman | 4:11 |
| 7 | The National Canine Defence League | Darren Hayman | 4:44 |
| 8 | The Protons and the Neutrons | Darren Hayman | 3:52 |
| 9 | Doug Yule’s Velvet Underground | Darren Hayman | 5:40 |
| 10 | Everything’s Wrong All the Time | Darren Hayman | 3:59 |
| 11 | A Wasted Year | Darren Hayman | 4:53 |
| 12 | Table for One | Darren Hayman | 4:22 |
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Source: MusicBrainz release group 53676843-b57e-3406-b8ce-92d2ba6b9a04 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.