Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | I'd Never Fuck a Clanker | Banned Vinyl & Closetta Barton | 0:54 |
| 2 | I'd Never Fuck a Clanker (radio edit) | Banned Vinyl & Closetta Barton | 1:36 |
| 3 | I'd Never Fuck a Clanker (EU version) | Banned Vinyl & Closetta Barton | 1:04 |
| 4 | I'd Never Fuck a Clanker (UK version) | Banned Vinyl & Closetta Barton | 1:09 |
| 5 | I'd Never Fuck a Clanker | Banned Vinyl & Closetta Barton | 1:37 |
| 6 | I'd Never Fuck a Clanker (Ben Dover session) | Banned Vinyl & Closetta Barton | 1:08 |
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