Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Opening 1 | Kees Torn | 1:36 |
| 2 | Welkom | Kees Torn | 1:04 |
| 3 | Ome Willem | Kees Torn | 1:52 |
| 4 | Whiskey praatje | Kees Torn | 2:19 |
| 5 | Suske en Wiske | Kees Torn | 2:18 |
| 6 | Praatje over bagger | Kees Torn | 0:33 |
| 7 | Het beste | Kees Torn | 0:50 |
| 8 | Praatje qwerty | Kees Torn | 5:13 |
| 9 | Nance | Kees Torn | 1:27 |
| 10 | Nuanceren | Kees Torn | 1:44 |
| 11 | Binnenzitter | Kees Torn | 1:10 |
| 12 | Lego, kinderen | Kees Torn | 2:50 |
| 13 | De dupe | Kees Torn | 1:55 |
| 14 | Nuanceren koffiemok | Kees Torn | 2:04 |
| 15 | Ckv | Kees Torn | 1:59 |
| 16 | Chopin vs Bach | Kees Torn | 11:20 |
| 17 | We | Kees Torn | 2:23 |
| 18 | Andre Hazes | Kees Torn | 3:27 |
| 19 | Vliegen vliegen | Kees Torn | 4:46 |
| 20 | Muizenval | Kees Torn | 0:43 |
| 21 | Toelichting | Kees Torn | 2:51 |
| 22 | Enkele voorwaarden | Kees Torn | 0:58 |
| 23 | Conventies | Kees Torn | 4:20 |
| 24 | Collega's | Kees Torn | 3:51 |
| 25 | Conference collega's | Kees Torn | 0:31 |
| 26 | N-E | Kees Torn | 4:44 |
| 27 | De opening na de pauze | Kees Torn | 0:13 |
| 28 | Zonden van de tijd | Kees Torn | 3:11 |
| 29 | Scheurkalenderversjes | Kees Torn | 5:11 |
| 30 | Fortuyn | Kees Torn | 1:48 |
| 31 | Betoog | Kees Torn | 9:15 |
| 32 | Meer voorwaarden | Kees Torn | 1:04 |
| 33 | Proza | Kees Torn | 2:28 |
| 34 | Dwangneurose | Kees Torn | 6:05 |
| 35 | Dwangneurose triolet | Kees Torn | 2:55 |
| 36 | Verzon | Kees Torn | 1:54 |
| 37 | GSM's | Kees Torn | 1:38 |
| 38 | Praatje over hersens | Kees Torn | 3:46 |
| 39 | Uitdrukkelijke voorwaarden | Kees Torn | 1:33 |
| 40 | Praatje 1 | Kees Torn | 2:46 |
| 41 | N-E lied | Kees Torn | 7:08 |
| 42 | Praatje 2 | Kees Torn | 2:53 |
| 43 | Te weinig | Kees Torn | 2:38 |
| 44 | Applaus | Kees Torn | 1:02 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 666ee4b7-a92a-4f17-85ac-1030a7bddef9 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.