Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | What Are You, 12? | Robby Hoffman | 4:28 |
| 2 | Dried Apricots | Robby Hoffman | 4:17 |
| 3 | Foodies | Robby Hoffman | 3:30 |
| 4 | Zero Personality Disorder | Robby Hoffman | 2:34 |
| 5 | Flowers Are Gorgeous | Robby Hoffman | 4:02 |
| 6 | Border Crossings With the Cat | Robby Hoffman | 3:19 |
| 7 | Sick Kids | Robby Hoffman | 3:57 |
| 8 | My Dad Is Bigger Than Your Dad | Robby Hoffman | 4:28 |
| 9 | 7th Born | Robby Hoffman | 3:59 |
| 10 | Too Many Kids | Robby Hoffman | 3:40 |
| 11 | Holocaust, Pt. 1 | Robby Hoffman | 5:13 |
| 12 | Holocaust, Pt. 2 | Robby Hoffman | 3:28 |
| 13 | Grade 7 Hand Jobs | Robby Hoffman | 4:45 |
| 14 | Micro Penises & Duotangs | Robby Hoffman | 2:53 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group d7163b7c-6ecf-437c-ae28-c94883815ccb (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.