Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Introduction and Theme to Margie the Midget | Martin Mull | 1:11 |
| 2 | Dueling Tubas | Martin Mull | 1:37 |
| 3 | A Simple Carpenter | Martin Mull | 3:06 |
| 4 | Licks Off of Records | Martin Mull | 3:06 |
| 5 | Return of the Big Bands | Martin Mull | 0:48 |
| 6 | 2001 Polka | Martin Mull | 1:12 |
| 7 | Straight Talk About The Blues | Martin Mull | 3:12 |
| 8 | Ukelele Blues | Martin Mull | 2:57 |
| 9 | A Tribute To Bert Parks | Martin Mull | 3:19 |
| 10 | Billy One-Eye | Martin Mull | 4:03 |
| 11 | Intermission | Martin Mull | 0:40 |
| 12 | A Girl Your Size (How Could I Not Miss) | Martin Mull | 4:33 |
| 13 | Martin, Leon, Elton, and John | Martin Mull | 3:14 |
| 14 | My Wife | Martin Mull | 3:27 |
| 15 | Puis-Je Emprunter Votre Cuillere? | Martin Mull | 3:50 |
| 16 | Ah, France | Martin Mull | 2:50 |
| 17 | Something | Martin Mull | 1:49 |
| 18 | The Nothing | Martin Mull | 2:29 |
| 19 | Phone Call | Martin Mull | 0:48 |
| 20 | In the Eyes of My Dog | Martin Mull | 2:07 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 8d4eef87-c40b-3749-82b5-ca1edddce9f4 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.