Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The World Is Going to Hell, We Don't Have a Record Deal & I've Never Had a Better Time in My Life | Burns Out Bright | 7:00 |
| 2 | Optimistic Nihilist | Burns Out Bright | 4:47 |
| 3 | Replication Is the Highest Form of Replication | Burns Out Bright | 7:30 |
| 4 | The Michael Keaton Backlash | Burns Out Bright | 4:52 |
| 5 | Sincerely I | Burns Out Bright | 3:42 |
| 6 | My Other Band Is a Hardcore Band | Burns Out Bright | 5:26 |
| 7 | I Just Want You to Know I Hate Each One of You for Completely Different Reasons | Burns Out Bright | 5:13 |
| 8 | When Life Feeds You Lemons Choke on Them & Die | Burns Out Bright | 4:49 |
| 9 | Nothing Keeps the Werewolf Away Like a Silver Bullet | Burns Out Bright | 3:36 |
| 10 | Remember Son, One Day All This Will Be Yours | Burns Out Bright | 5:43 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group c4ea0472-dd58-3398-b8b4-1f6ed15a4127 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.