Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | A.D.D. | Tom Mabe | 2:30 |
| 2 | NASCAR & Nighties | Tom Mabe | 1:29 |
| 3 | Pipe Bomb | Tom Mabe | 0:38 |
| 4 | Support Your Local Police | Tom Mabe | 3:15 |
| 5 | My Better Half | Tom Mabe | 1:27 |
| 6 | Crime and the Carpet Cleaner | Tom Mabe | 2:47 |
| 7 | This Is She | Tom Mabe | 0:15 |
| 8 | Cemetery | Tom Mabe | 3:41 |
| 9 | Housekeeper | Tom Mabe | 1:38 |
| 10 | Tom Fires a Telemarketer | Tom Mabe | 3:40 |
| 11 | Stand Up Comic | Tom Mabe | 1:57 |
| 12 | Too Friendly | Tom Mabe | 4:03 |
| 13 | Hand Lotion | Tom Mabe | 0:32 |
| 14 | Wrong Number Bill Collector | Tom Mabe | 2:03 |
| 15 | Revenge Is Sweet (Musical Track) | Tom Mabe | 3:09 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 390fcb0c-3615-3b44-98aa-a293710b1d0a (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.