Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Professional Standard | David Roth | 0:15 |
| 2 | Long White Car | David Roth | 3:55 |
| 3 | Star Spangled Banner and Me | David Roth | 5:29 |
| 4 | Lost Wallet Waltz | David Roth | 6:36 |
| 5 | A Fan Letter | David Roth | 2:37 |
| 6 | First Class | David Roth | 3:29 |
| 7 | Meatloaf | David Roth | 6:24 |
| 8 | Foreign Guns | David Roth | 1:48 |
| 9 | Mariner Fever | David Roth | 3:40 |
| 10 | The Three Questions | David Roth | 7:47 |
| 11 | Taller Than My Hair | David Roth | 4:11 |
| 12 | Dear Writer Member | David Roth | 2:02 |
| 13 | Waltzing Imelda | David Roth | 3:47 |
| 14 | One in a Million | David Roth | 1:08 |
| 15 | Camp Granola | David Roth | 3:04 |
| 16 | Zip Cord Rip Code | David Roth | 2:13 |
| 17 | The Saga of Freddie & Sam | David Roth | 2:24 |
| 18 | Cheesecake | David Roth | 5:06 |
| 19 | Nothing Better to Do | David Roth | 0:14 |
| 20 | Know Your Love | David Roth | 4:08 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 03d9a353-08c3-3a06-9988-d9d0c22e2e4e (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.