Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Abracadabra Holmes | Daggermouth | 2:36 |
| 2 | Hawt Lixx | Daggermouth | 1:58 |
| 3 | Glendale P.D Hates Daggermouth | Daggermouth | 1:38 |
| 4 | Too Late, No Friends | Daggermouth | 2:21 |
| 5 | This Is Chase Brennerman | Daggermouth | 2:33 |
| 6 | Hey Nelson Go Jump on the Garbage | Daggermouth | 2:29 |
| 7 | Frisky Business | Daggermouth | 2:11 |
| 8 | Dan Don Get Off Your Fucking Phone: | Daggermouth | 0:45 |
| 9 | You Can't Soar Like an Eagle When You Hang Out With Turkeys | Daggermouth | 2:13 |
| 10 | Fact: Mike Peecher Rollerblades | Daggermouth | 0:44 |
| 11 | You Do This as a Fad We Do This as a Lifestyle | Daggermouth | 2:44 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 5c02e600-0cd5-3415-9d34-9d79a40e3122 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.