Tracks
| # | Title | Sung by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Dysfunctional Breakfast | Phil Hartman | 2:10 |
| 2 | Nescocaine Commercial | Phil Hartman | 0:27 |
| 3 | TV News: Bubba Densmore | Phil Hartman | 0:16 |
| 4 | TV News: The Israel Purchase | Phil Hartman | 2:47 |
| 5 | TV News: Food & Drug Administration | Phil Hartman | 1:02 |
| 6 | Tummy-Nums Commercial | Phil Hartman | 1:06 |
| 7 | War Movie for a Monday Morning | Phil Hartman | 1:25 |
| 8 | True Confessions | Phil Hartman | 4:05 |
| 9 | Pal Stereo Commercial | Phil Hartman | 0:35 |
| 10 | $500,000.00 Read Off | Phil Hartman | 2:35 |
| 11 | Marge and the Salesman | Phil Hartman | 4:28 |
| 12 | This Meatloaf Tastes Like Wood | Phil Hartman | 1:12 |
| 13 | Xeno's Dream | Phil Hartman | 5:10 |
| 14 | Daddy Comes Home | Phil Hartman | 0:41 |
| 15 | News Weekly | Phil Hartman | 1:51 |
| 16 | You Bet Your Life | Phil Hartman | 1:12 |
| 17 | Husky Boy Toilet Tissue Commercial | Phil Hartman | 0:41 |
| 18 | Monday Night Mystery Theater | Phil Hartman | 5:18 |
| 19 | Bed Time | Phil Hartman | 0:25 |
| 20 | Tonight Show: Jimmy Carter | Phil Hartman | 1:40 |
| 21 | Tonight Show: Henry Kissinger | Phil Hartman | 4:04 |
| 22 | Goodnight | Phil Hartman | 1:00 |
Source: MusicBrainz release group 40b47b98-87e2-36c1-ba33-eb2df0806a56 (CC0). Cover: Cover Art Archive.